L.R. Johnson

Sympathy for the author

 

Please allow me to introduce myself

I’m a man of class and taste

Been around for 62 years

And never lost my faith

Found my nemesis and conquered it

Wrote two books and lost my mind

Worked hard for my right to write

And never washed my hands of it all

 

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh

 

Please to greet you, hope you guess my name!

But what’s puzzling you

Is the object of my game!

I lived in a fantasy world

When I saw it was a time for a change

Buried my dreams and pencils

And “The unacceptable truth” rushed in

https://www.facebook.com/TheUnacceptableTruthFoundation

Donated the royalties to charity

Because the poor they have no voice

Slaughtered whales and dolphins

My heart bleeds for them

because they have no choice

 

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh!

 

Pleased to greet you hope you guess my name?

And what’s puzzling you is

How Erskine Quint came to fame

Well I can tell you

He is fabulous, a genius and an aristocrat

Without doubt, I can tell you that

I gave birth to him and am very proud

A figment of my imagination

Who stands out amongst the crowd

The sequel is ready to conquer the world

I shouted out

Who is this Super-hero?

Only the Devil can tell

And God, he knows as well

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

 

Let me please introduce Erskine Quint

And “The tentacles of evil”

Because I am telling you

He will manifest before your very eyes

And become a superstar

So let me please introduce the unique EQ

An amazing Mercurial Stud

Believe me it is true

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh!

 

Pleased to meet you

Now you know his name

But what’s puzzling you

Is how he shot to fame!

Please to meet you

Now you know his name

But what’s confusing you

Is how he got his name

Just ask the author

Who is totally insane (just joking)

And we all love him

Especially mad Englishman in the midday sun

So feel lucky not Lucifer

Because you can become his biggest fan

So if you meet him

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy and some taste

Use all your well-earned talents

And he’ll never put you to waste

Pleased to meet you, a tiny hint

Here he is

The one and only; Erskine Quint

 

Woo who, Oh yeah

 

L.R.Johnson